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Hardest working SEO expert in Erin, Ontario Nobody can prove it. Nobody can prove otherwise.

I am Derek Train, and I am claiming the title of hardest working SEO expert in Erin, Ontario. It is a small town and I may be the only one in it, which helps. This page is a joke with a point: it is built exactly the way I build a page that has to be found.

01 The evidence, such as it is

Four things you can check. The title is not one of them.

01

I answer my own phone

647-242-5800 reaches me. One operator, no front desk and no call centre.

Contact Derek Train

02

I look before I call

Before the nine minutes I have already looked at your Google profile, your site and the businesses above you in the map.

Take the nine minutes

03

I have run the kind of business I work for

From selling apples in Orangeville to twenty-six cities, then the operations seat, then this.

About Derek Train

04

I publish where I stop

What the desk will not do is written down before you ask, on a page you can forward.

Where the desk stops

02 How this page was built

One phrase, said the same way everywhere it counts.

01

One phrase

Hardest working SEO expert in Erin, Ontario. Specific enough that I doubt anybody else is after it, and it uses the town I actually work from.

02

Said in four places

The same words in the address of this page, in its title, in its heading and in its first lines. The title carries my name beside the phrase, so the search result says who it is about before anybody clicks.

03

One photograph

Named for the phrase, with the phrase in its description. It is a photograph of me, which is at least accurate.

04

One page

Not bolted onto the home page. One page, one phrase, one job.

Derek Train, hardest working SEO expert in Erin, Ontario
hardest-working-seo-expert-erin-ontario.webpThe file is named for the phrase. So is this page.
03 The point

Nobody searches this phrase. That is why it should be easy.

A phrase nobody types brings nobody. This page will not bring me a customer by itself, and I would never sell you one like it. The same build, pointed at a phrase your buyers do type - the work plus the town - is the actual job, and that phrase is part of what I look at before the nine minutes.

Check it yourself. Search the phrase in quotes. If this page is not the first thing you see, I have work to do, and you can tell me so on 647-242-5800.

Now the same build, for a phrase people search.

Nine minutes. I will have looked at your profile, your site and the businesses above you before the call, and I will tell you which step fits.

or call 647-242-5800or write it down